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[inonickname]

Jsefcik, find a pair of old head phones, and measure about 6 inches from the jack, and cut the wire, solder it in place of the speak on the alarm clock, then get a audio jack coupling and plug em up. Easy.

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i dont need the male end, thats on the speakers from the computer already, i need the female end and was wondering if i can get them or not

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=3.5+mm+female+audio+jack

[warhead052]

Jsefcik, find a pair of old head phones, and measure about 6 inches from the jack, and cut the wire, solder it in place of the speak on the alarm clock, then get a audio jack coupling and plug em up. Easy.

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i dont need the male end, thats on the speakers from the computer already, i need the female end and was wondering if i can get them or not

Obviously you only read part of what I said....

[qwert123]

anyone on here live in New York city? I'm going to be there all this week for spring break with some friends from school. any recommended sights (other than the empire state building, stature of liberty, ect.)

[Brian the brain]

I just had to share this gift with you guys.
I got two pressure vessels for free this week.

My idea is to connect the two via a Tee, then stick on my two inch modified brass solenoid valve and a BIG barrel

The choked flow of the two inch valve should keep a pumpkin in one piece...Hopefully I can find the parts get the work done before the European Pumpkin Chunkin event this September.

I already got a name for it..."Mr. Bigballs"
( Steven Segall reference)
The result should look quite...ehmm... amusing!
Maybe i ought to paint it pink with a red muzzletip to make it look non threatening...
Muhahaha

and I redid the toy gun I slapped together for my kid.
I just had to give it that break barrel action!

[Daltonultra]

Brian, please, PLEASE dip the tip of those barrels in some day-glo orange!

I had an incident here a few days ago that put me in a new frame of mind about toy guns...

I dropped the trash by the compactor at the back of our complex and started driving out along the back road to get to the side street short-cut I take up to our local shopping center.

On the way out, I drive past a kid doing something that made me look twice; sure enough, it looked like he was feeding rounds into a magazine of some sort. I looked up at the telephone box he was standing next to and see what is very obviously the open mag-well of a pistol hanging over the edge of the box. In addition, he has what looks like a camping cylinder of propane.

Now, it's obviously a teenager, but I can't tell how old he is because the light is starting to go. So I take a turn around the corner and call the cops. A couple minutes later, the local PD's helicopter is turning short laps around the kid, and he just keeps doing whatever the hell it was he was doing. Five minutes later, the first cruiser shows up, hanging back until he's joined by four more, and a tactical paddy.

They rushed this kid with, I swear, four drawn pistols, three shotguns, and an officer with a scoped AR that dropped on the backside of the hill that separates the complex from the street to keep him covered.

They put the kid on the ground, but a few seconds later, they let him back up and dusted him off. The cop with the AR comes over to ask me a few questions, and finally tells me the gun is an airsoft FN-5.7, and he has an empty propane tank he was plinking at with rubber BBs. I missed the orange tip because of how it was lying on the phone box. Thankfully, the cops DID NOT miss it, or the result could have been tragic. I felt gut-punched when the cop told me it was a toy...


So PLEASE, if you give your kids toy guns, make DAMN sure they have orange tips.

[Brian the brain]

My kid can't have it untill I do the orange tips.

It looked too real to me so I have put it away untill I find something appropriate.

I knew I had seen some sort of tip off of some fireworks on the streets somewhere.
When I walked the dog this night I retrieved one of the orange tips I had planned to use.

Now for another one just like it.

If I can't find another one I was planning on screwing some bottlecaps on there.

Thanks for the heads up.
I really should have mentioned it myself.

[jakethebeast]

KiriKiri^^

[killerbanjo]

Needs some polish

[HunterT]

Slugs in a .410, can I ask why? It's expensive, and not that effective. A Mosin Nagant would be a better investment, you'll spend $100 on ,410 slugs just to sight in and hunt a bit.

Why you ask? Because I own a .410. A Mossberg 500E to be more specific. Normally I load it with 3 inch #6 shells for hunting, but a friend mentioned something about using slugs. I didn't even know they made slugs for .410's, until he gave me a box of them.

[Lockednloaded]

I just had to share this gift with you guys.
I got two pressure vessels for free this week.

My idea is to connect the two via a Tee, then stick on my two inch modified brass solenoid valve and a BIG barrel

The choked flow of the two inch valve should keep a pumpkin in one piece...Hopefully I can find the parts get the work done before the European Pumpkin Chunkin event this September.

I already got a name for it..."Mr. Bigballs"
( Steven Segall reference)
The result should look quite...ehmm... amusing!
Maybe i ought to paint it pink with a red muzzletip to make it look non threatening...
Muhahaha

Why not try a giant captive piston to keep your pumpkin together?

[Zeus]

Why you ask? Because I own a .410. A Mossberg 500E to be more specific. Normally I load it with 3 inch #6 shells for hunting, but a friend mentioned something about using slugs. I didn't even know they made slugs for .410's, until he gave me a box of them.

Fair enough, I thought you were looking to buy them. I personally don't see the use in them, not enough power to stop pigs, I wouldn't use them for deer, and there's not much more game in America that I can think of. Down here there's a couple of critters, especially drop bears.

If you hunt ground critters, can I recommend 4# shot, just that bit extra grunt, still enough shot in a cartridge even in a .410 2 1/2" shell. I only use 4# in a 12 gauge, 2# is too dense and smaller than 4# loses too much energy at rabbit ranges.

[Crna Legija]

especially drop bears.

i trolled a guy on Wow for a good hour about them,you don't actually hunt them are you allowed?

[MrCrowley]

especially drop bears.

Not as bad as Black Sheep

Yes, that's a real film. No, sheep don't eat people in NZ.

[Zeus]

especially drop bears.

Not as bad as Black Sheep

Yes, that's a real film. No, sheep don't eat people in NZ.

I'm not suprised, after Braindead and Bad Taste, I expected such things from you lot.

you don't actually hunt them are you allowed?

Nah, just kidding. a .410 wouldn't affect them at all. Need one of these.

[jrrdw]

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized.

She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.

The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps.

Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do?

"They send me a BLIND policeman."