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Random Poll
Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 11:33 am
by squeaks
Ok, here's a random poll I've always wanted to know the answer to.
Oh, I forgot to put a good Chuck Norris joke on here. Okay, so one day someone pulled Chuck Norris' finger. 40 years later we still mourn the tragedy of Hiroshima.
Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 11:36 am
by schmanman
CHUCK NORRIS!
he does not sleep, he waits. oh, and when he jumps in a lake, chuck Norris does not get wet, the lake gets chuck Norris.
ok, ok, jk. I did vote for him though.
Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 11:53 am
by Bluetooth
Hey! I have a friend named Chuck Morris! I wonder if his parents thought of that?
Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 12:22 pm
by benstern
Sean Connery is the best. Gotta love the accent!
Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 1:07 pm
by Bluetooth
LOL
!!
Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 2:09 pm
by Scope
GO chuck!!!!
dont delete this post pip
Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 2:43 pm
by joannaardway
I love those Chuck Norris "facts":
Did you know that Chuck Norris and Mr T once walked into a bar together. The bar was then instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
But, I can't decide between Chuck Norris and Sean Connery...
Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 2:57 pm
by MrCrowley
Sean.....He was born closer to you(Scotland) and he is a 'Sir'
Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 3:31 pm
by Recruit
John Wayne presented this as they are.
Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 3:37 pm
by Tater Salad
What happens when the Master Cheif Spartan 117 fights Chuck Norris? Chuck Norris round house kicks cheif in the face so fast that the cheif's head orbits around the moon faster than the speed of light and lands right back on cheif's shoulders where it started. The only people who know anything happened are Chuck Norris and God.
Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 4:16 pm
by squeaks
I can't beleive you people are completely ignoring John Wayne, the duke, the man with THE MOST movies of any actor ever!!! The man who starred in McClintoc, only like one of the top ten movies ever made!!!!
Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 4:24 pm
by schmanman
chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight. not because he is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of chuck Norris.
Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 4:48 pm
by MrCrowley
Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 4:52 pm
by benstern
Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 5:09 pm
by PVC Arsenal 17
is that a ruger .22?
