Next Door Neighbor Problem.

[shud_b_rite]

5mw 532 nm _+10 means that its light output is 5 miliwatts and its wavelength is within 10% more or less of 532 nano meters

[rna_duelers]

Thanks for clearing that up.

[Acdcmonkey1991]

Do you have a rough idea of how many cats she has? Could you possibly ask her?

[BigGrib]

that would be a good thing to know i mean what kind of animal abuse are we talking about, you did say that she chicken wired the top of her back yard so the cats can't escape right, isn't that some sort of abuse in itself.

[Acdcmonkey1991]

ya because if she has a certain number of cats, animal control can come and take them all away

[frankrede]

Eat some Laxative...
Then have explosive diarrhea on her front porch.
Or....
go in a bucket and pour it all over her car.
Or....
Report her saying that you saw her throw her cat against the wall.
Or....
Come in the middle of the night when she is not home with a ski mask on and kick her door i. and do it the next night after she gets her door fixed and kick the door in while she is home.

Total Mindfuck.



Edit: MORE!
Stick a used condom in her mail box
or (lotion,water mixture)

[ALIHISGREAT]

Eat some Laxative...
Then have explosive diarrhea on her front porch.
Or....
go in a bucket and pour it all over her car.
Or....
Report her saying that you saw her throw her cat against the wall.
Or....
Come in the middle of the night when she is not home with a ski mask on and kick her door i. and do it the next night after she gets her door fixed and kick the door in while she is home.

Total Mindfuck.



Edit: MORE!
Stick a used condom in her mail box
or (lotion,water mixture)

i think the cat thing would be the most effective because she obviously has a cat fetish and would probably go crazy if they were taken away from her

[rna_duelers]

13,2 dogs cats I believe.but the fact that she has the whole thing caged is seen as a good thing by the government so they don't go prowling the streets or shitting on other peoples lawns or killing native animals.

Hey guess what we has some flash flooding and her garage is about 6 inches under water .

No ski masks,or things like that.I might go buy some catnip.

[Novacastrian]

Have you got a jet ski? Vroom Vroom all through her garage!!

[Acdcmonkey1991]

so 13 dogs, and two cats, or 132 cats!?

[bigbob12345]

I think he means 13 cats and 2 dogs,

[SpudUke5]

i really wouldnt expect a thread like this to get 131 posts (+ this post).

Well, maybe you can just get a bunch of dogs (i really doubt you will) But then there will be a big fight between the dogs and the cats between territory. That would be awesome, you should video tape it.

Then when the dogs win you, she would be all alone with no cats and die from bordom and lonliness. Then see if you can inherit the house and the property because she would have no one to give the house to because all her cats are dead. Then tear down the hous and make a spudding range.

A little extreme, but i think it can work all in your favor.

[rna_duelers]

I meant 13 cats and 2 dogs,can't believe I stuffed up the numbers that much.I might get my friends powerboat around here,get that 1200hp of un-muffled turbo charged V8 noise going towards her house.

She actually talked to me today though,when I was lowering my friends ute she said look out there is a storm coming and your holding a giant lightening rod etc.

She is crazy and confusing.

[)DEMON(]

She obviously admires your rod

[SpudMonster]

Yes, but if she's a crazy cat lady, I can guarantee you sight unseen that she would make a brass monkey's rod invert into his groin.