What to do with a garden gnome???
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ShowNoMercy
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Give it a parachute and shoot it out of cannon and then use it as a clay pigeon? While being filled with gasoline of course and your shooting something flammable.
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pyromaniac
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At night shoot the lawn gnome at all of their other lawn gnomes. that would be a kick ass lawn gnomesplosion
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jackssmirkingrevenge
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water? nay, red paint!spanerman wrote:id say just fill it with water and blast it
hectmarr wrote:You have to make many weapons, because this field is long and short life
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zeigs spud
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thermite....line the inside with that and stand back, or just fill with some gas get a prolonged fuse and an open feild.
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SpudBlaster15
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Actually, I have a better idea. Drill 2 small holes in the side of it, and use an oxy/fuel torch to fill the gnome with a stoichiometric mixture of oxygen and a fuel. Then, cover one of the holes with tape, insert a fuse into the remaining hole, and ignite it. Should be quite spectacular.SpudBlaster15 wrote:Flash Powder anyone?
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jackssmirkingrevenge
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If the remaining hole is in the gnomes posterior, should be quite amusing tooSpudBlaster15 wrote:Should be quite spectacular.
hectmarr wrote:You have to make many weapons, because this field is long and short life
I don't know why, but if I had a garden gnome, I would want to curb stomp it... it wouldn't be destructive or incredible... but it would be satisfying
Thermite would be kinda dumb; it wouldn't look any cooler than using thermite on anything else. Shooting it out of a cannon would be cool, but I think shooting at is would be even better.
Since I don't think you have any large bore spudguns, why not just use the S400? A BB shotgun load would be sweet
Thermite would be kinda dumb; it wouldn't look any cooler than using thermite on anything else. Shooting it out of a cannon would be cool, but I think shooting at is would be even better.
Since I don't think you have any large bore spudguns, why not just use the S400? A BB shotgun load would be sweet
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Flying_Salt
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Silly people with silly ideas...
Throw it across a border with fake money and a fake passport and see what the police do about the illegal garden gnome. Do they leave it there or take it as a bomb threat?
Make a stop motion movie of a teddy bear "sacrificing" it with a knife and make sure to fill it with red paint first. (Gross yeah lol)
Throw it across a border with fake money and a fake passport and see what the police do about the illegal garden gnome. Do they leave it there or take it as a bomb threat?
Make a stop motion movie of a teddy bear "sacrificing" it with a knife and make sure to fill it with red paint first. (Gross yeah lol)
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i say launch it out of a potato cannon with a high-speed camera filming it. just catch the gnomes flight/destruction in High-quality slomo........ its always cool to see things fall apart in slomo.....
well, we obviously(sp) we cant make him give it back. So why not at least make his wrongdoing educational? and realy cooljrrdw wrote:Incourageable, every one of you! If anything turns up missing from my garden, i'm flying to Austraila and kicking Chaos's ass.