Next Door Neighbor Problem.
- rna_duelers
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I had a new neighbor move in next door a little while back,and well she is...Crazy,she turned the house into a cat refuge.I don't even want to know how many cats she has in there.But now I got some problems because last night was new years and me and some friends had some fun with all kinds of things and she called the police a number of times for no reason.The police did nothing but told us to be a little quiet,so we did.But today she came over and read out a diary of events that she keeps...She has been keeping a diary of things I have been doing over the few weeks she has been living there.From having dates and times of parties to dates and times when I had music up loud and also when I was using my sling shot and pneumatic launchers etc..She threatened to call the cops about my illegal activities.This is a real bummer as I wanted to do a lot of spudding soon,I have been saving up gelatin and ammo and getting guns in good working order for a huge day of videos and damages pictures...But now I don't think it's going to happen...Spudding could become a thing of the past now because of my new neighbor.
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3 words, rna:
Mini. Hybrid. Silencer.
Thats all you need .
Might get bored after a while, though.
Mini. Hybrid. Silencer.
Thats all you need .
Might get bored after a while, though.
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Call animal control about all her cats the day you want to shoot. They will keep her locked up for at least a day, so be sure and call early so you can get the hole day in! ..........
she is a little weird.
doesn't you city have some law against how many cats you can legally have? i know that in a lot of big city's you are limited to i think three dogs. maybe there is a similar rule for other animals.
doesn't you city have some law against how many cats you can legally have? i know that in a lot of big city's you are limited to i think three dogs. maybe there is a similar rule for other animals.
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I agree with jrrdw, i also want you to remember that you can deny everything- Tell the police that you think that she should be committed and that everything that she says about you is an outright lie, then threaten to sue her for defamation.jrrdw wrote:Call animal control about all her cats the day you want to shoot. They will keep her locked up for at least a day, so be sure and call early so you can get the hole day in! ..........
I would suggest doing other things but i think cwazy summed that up nicely.
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what are you r local laws about things like pneumatic launchers and is your yard/whatever fenced in?? i'd ask your local law enforcement officials about everything and if they say it's ok the tell her to jog on. I know the aussies are different from americans but they gotta be somewhat understanding aabouthings right??
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^^same here i hope she goes away (cwazy1)
(edit: everyone posted before me )... everyone should be able to practice the best hobby of all time!
Creepy how she keeps a diary...
(edit: everyone posted before me )... everyone should be able to practice the best hobby of all time!
Creepy how she keeps a diary...
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I live in Chicago. I feel your pain
I'm lucky enough to have a fairly large basement. It's can provide about 40 or so feet of a shooting range, but still, my armory is quite underpowered. I'd suggest taking your cannons somewhere else. I fire at soccer fields and forest preserves with my bigger guns. But those places are only so big, and there are police hanging around half the time...
Or you could try diplomacy. You could try blackmailing her with her multitude of cats invading the neighborhood.
I'm lucky enough to have a fairly large basement. It's can provide about 40 or so feet of a shooting range, but still, my armory is quite underpowered. I'd suggest taking your cannons somewhere else. I fire at soccer fields and forest preserves with my bigger guns. But those places are only so big, and there are police hanging around half the time...
Or you could try diplomacy. You could try blackmailing her with her multitude of cats invading the neighborhood.
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Yea, theres animal cruelty there somewhere. If you were to make the call, try not to volunteer any info about what your doing. Just be concerned citizen about the well being of the cats. About how many does she have? What kinda shape are the cats in? All crusty around the eye's??? Shinny and bony??? Signs of neglect.Novacastrian wrote:I agree with jrrdw, i also want you to remember that you can deny everything- Tell the police that you think that she should be committed and that everything that she says about you is an outright lie, then threaten to sue her for defamation.jrrdw wrote:Call animal control about all her cats the day you want to shoot. They will keep her locked up for at least a day, so be sure and call early so you can get the hole day in! ..........
I would suggest doing other things but i think cwazy summed that up nicely.
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Keep tabs on her, false if you must. Then blackmail her.
When your parents our out or away, have a stake out on her house with a friend some donuts and coffee
Seriosuly though, keep tabs on her. Find anything you can about her, google her name etc.
Do small things to piss her or her cats off that isn't to obvious that it's you.
Forge a letter from the Australian Police or what ever Australian Department looks after the firearm laws (like ATF), and make it say that pneumatics are legal if you are over the age of 18 (are you?) and show that to her.
Well make it say something along the lines of it's legal for someone like you to own and shoot on private property air guns.
Edit: If she knows about some gun laws, call them pneumatic rifles, otherwise if she knows nothing about the laws just stick to air rifles.
With your pneumatic guns, make up a fancy name for them, it doesn't even have to be real.
It could be a pneumatically compressed hydraulic fluid actuator for all she knows
When your parents our out or away, have a stake out on her house with a friend some donuts and coffee
Seriosuly though, keep tabs on her. Find anything you can about her, google her name etc.
Do small things to piss her or her cats off that isn't to obvious that it's you.
Forge a letter from the Australian Police or what ever Australian Department looks after the firearm laws (like ATF), and make it say that pneumatics are legal if you are over the age of 18 (are you?) and show that to her.
Well make it say something along the lines of it's legal for someone like you to own and shoot on private property air guns.
Edit: If she knows about some gun laws, call them pneumatic rifles, otherwise if she knows nothing about the laws just stick to air rifles.
With your pneumatic guns, make up a fancy name for them, it doesn't even have to be real.
It could be a pneumatically compressed hydraulic fluid actuator for all she knows
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- rna_duelers
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I'm thinking going to keep a few of these ideas up my sleave,especially with the animal cruelty etc.I never thought about her having to many animals because there are laws against it I know,but i'm not sure about ti around here I will have to look into that one.
The freaking thing is she keeps a diary,seriously...I should do the same,freak her out a little.She also called the police when I was installing a car stereo into my friends car because it looked like we had stolen it and were trying to steal parts from it or something.I hope the police will learn soon that she is just out to complain about everything.
Nova-You seem to know a bit about this,any other good ideas?Could you go more into detail about these things?It could really help.
I will be a while ot reply,my girlfriend just ran off on me...
The freaking thing is she keeps a diary,seriously...I should do the same,freak her out a little.She also called the police when I was installing a car stereo into my friends car because it looked like we had stolen it and were trying to steal parts from it or something.I hope the police will learn soon that she is just out to complain about everything.
Nova-You seem to know a bit about this,any other good ideas?Could you go more into detail about these things?It could really help.
I will be a while ot reply,my girlfriend just ran off on me...