What to do with a garden gnome???
Well i have recently "acquired" a garden gnome lets not say when or where *cough somonesgarden cough*
so i want to destroy it in a kool way....and im not sure how
list some ideas and/or ways i could do this
so i want to destroy it in a kool way....and im not sure how
list some ideas and/or ways i could do this
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what er..."calibre" is it? you could easily knock up a large combustion and instead of shooting "at" it....
hectmarr wrote:You have to make many weapons, because this field is long and short life
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try shoot the apples out of his hands and his glasses out
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Awesome!
If I ever lived in a suburb, I always have wanted to sneak out at night and assassinate lawn gnomes.
It looks like doc of Snow White. Shoot an apple at him!
If I ever lived in a suburb, I always have wanted to sneak out at night and assassinate lawn gnomes.
It looks like doc of Snow White. Shoot an apple at him!
hmmmm well i like all the ideas so far bout how about...*GASP*
i fill him with thickened red food die plug up the hole and cap that mofo with a sinker
hehehe
and of course ill film it
i fill him with thickened red food die plug up the hole and cap that mofo with a sinker
hehehe
and of course ill film it
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hmm....do u have gun powder? tell me if fireworls are allowed on this site and then i will tell u a good easy ameture bomb....
4" piston valved cannon-half done..( i spilt my cement...)
Hybrid- 75% done. need to build propane holder and drill/tap sparkplug hole..
Hybrid- 75% done. need to build propane holder and drill/tap sparkplug hole..
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all you need is a piece of pipe that will fit the gnome, divide it in half for chamber/barrel, close off one end with an ignitor stuck in et voila, ballistic gnome
hectmarr wrote:You have to make many weapons, because this field is long and short life
meh nah im sure they dont mind plus they got a sh!tload of em anywaysjrrdw wrote:I got the perfect thing, GIVE IT BACK TO THE PEOPLE YOU STOLE IT FROM (cough cough), AFTER ALL, THEY PAID FOR IT! You little sneak thief!!
"sneak theif" lol
jrrdw wrote:I got the perfect thing, GIVE IT BACK TO THE PEOPLE YOU STOLE IT FROM (cough cough), AFTER ALL, THEY PAID FOR IT! You little sneak thief!!
Hmm..... why do that now when you could give it back in a thousand shrapnel peaces!
Why do I try to make a relevant post?
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I second thatbenstern wrote:I agree!!!! fill it with gasoline and set next to fire.....shoot at it!
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maybe the guy wants to go to heavenjrrdw wrote:I got the perfect thing, GIVE IT BACK TO THE PEOPLE YOU STOLE IT FROM (cough cough), AFTER ALL, THEY PAID FOR IT! You little sneak thief!!
hectmarr wrote:You have to make many weapons, because this field is long and short life
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^^And he is on a fourum that goes through the cunstruction of ungodly(<hehe) guns that destroy things, yeah.
Just dont shoot the bible and you should be fine <(it was a cool effect and i was bored, lol)
Just dont shoot the bible and you should be fine <(it was a cool effect and i was bored, lol)