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What to do with a garden gnome???
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 6:18 am
by chaos
Well i have recently "acquired" a garden gnome lets not say when or where *cough somonesgarden cough*
so i want to destroy it in a kool way....and im not sure how
list some ideas and/or ways i could do this
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 6:31 am
by jackssmirkingrevenge
what er..."calibre" is it? you could easily knock up a large combustion and instead of shooting "at" it....
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 6:42 am
by experament-u2
try shoot the apples out of his hands and his glasses out
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 6:44 am
by mark.f
Awesome!
If I ever lived in a suburb, I always have wanted to sneak out at night and assassinate lawn gnomes.
It looks like doc of Snow White. Shoot an apple at him!
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 7:10 am
by chaos
hmmmm well i like all the ideas so far bout how about...*GASP*
i fill him with thickened red food die plug up the hole and cap that mofo with a sinker
hehehe
and of course ill film it
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 7:11 am
by spudthug
hmm....do u have gun powder? tell me if fireworls are allowed on this site and then i will tell u a good easy ameture bomb....
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 7:13 am
by chaos
nah soz no gun powder.
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 7:16 am
by jackssmirkingrevenge
all you need is a piece of pipe that will fit the gnome, divide it in half for chamber/barrel, close off one end with an ignitor stuck in
et voila, ballistic gnome
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 8:07 am
by jrrdw
I got the perfect thing, GIVE IT BACK TO THE PEOPLE YOU STOLE IT FROM (cough cough), AFTER ALL, THEY PAID FOR IT! You little sneak thief!!
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 8:11 am
by chaos
jrrdw wrote:I got the perfect thing, GIVE IT BACK TO THE PEOPLE YOU STOLE IT FROM (cough cough), AFTER ALL, THEY PAID FOR IT! You little sneak thief!!
meh nah im sure they dont mind plus they got a sh!tload of em anyways
"sneak theif" lol
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 8:12 am
by spudkilla
jrrdw wrote:I got the perfect thing, GIVE IT BACK TO THE PEOPLE YOU STOLE IT FROM (cough cough), AFTER ALL, THEY PAID FOR IT! You little sneak thief!!
Hmm..... why do that now when you could give it back in a thousand shrapnel peaces!
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 8:46 am
by benstern
I agree!!!! fill it with gasoline and set next to fire.....shoot at it!
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 8:51 am
by homedepotpro
benstern wrote:I agree!!!! fill it with gasoline and set next to fire.....shoot at it!
I second that
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 8:59 am
by jackssmirkingrevenge
jrrdw wrote:I got the perfect thing, GIVE IT BACK TO THE PEOPLE YOU STOLE IT FROM (cough cough), AFTER ALL, THEY PAID FOR IT! You little sneak thief!!
maybe the guy wants to go to heaven
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 9:16 am
by turbohacker
^^And he is on a fourum that goes through the cunstruction of ungodly(<hehe) guns that destroy things, yeah.
Just dont shoot the bible and you should be fine
<(it was a cool effect and i was bored, lol)