Next Door Neighbor Problem.

[elitesniper]

His guns are now pnuematic clog cleaners

[rna_duelers]

That picture sums it up well,they are also for movie effects .For elemental effects such as storms,hail,leaves etc ohh and the Combustion is used to keep the birds away from my fruit tree's the sound that is.

[BigGrib]

take a bunch of cans of tuna fish and drain the juice and put it in a spray bottle or something and spray around her whole property line it'll drive her cats crazy

[MrCrowley]

Haha evil but sounds like it would work.

My neighbours cat craps on our lawn so if they ever tell me to stop shooting my guns, I'll tell them to clean the crap off my lawn.

[Killjoy]

Although the idea of destroying her credibility might work, the police have a responsibility to handle all calls in an unbiased manner.

Haha where do you live, I want to join your reality. And if thats true, then they should respond to prank calls too.

It comes down to the fact that if she calls repeatedly about things your doing which aren't actually happening (or the police don't see you doing), the police will eventually stop responding. And If she calls and complains about something that doesn't involve you, they'll probably respond, but I've seen this happening so many times I've lost count, the police don't have the resources or the money to respond to crazy people all the time.

So I'd say just stick to what you've been doing, just be on guard a little more. And maybe you'll get lucky and she'll die of a heart attack and her cats will eat her. Then justice will be served...

[Maniac]

maybe spray her with the tuna fish spray .

[rl93]

Catch her cats and cut all of their tails off. No wait then theyll just regenerate and create more cats...or is that starfish?

[qbnbountyhunter]

Load your cannon with butt loads of catnip and rain hell on her house.

That should do much needed justice.

[PCGUY]

So many legal and not-so-legal ideas in this thread...

but really, just keep your distance and the police will figure out that she is a nut. If you need to advance things, make a call about all of her cats.

[jrrdw]

just sounds as if this woman needs some love. maybe you should go over and see if she needs a little help around the 'place'. friends are always better than enemies. obviously she has been looking out for your welfare. she must have been very concerned when she called the law enforcement. friends do that occasionally. see if she needs some 'yard work' done. like trimming her bush or mowing her lawn. don't try to do everything at first, let her warm up to you slowly. eventually maybe you could help with her 'cats', i'm sure it/they need some attention. maybe there are things she could do for you, things only an older woman could teach you. like how to impress the girls or be sensitive to their needs. just think of all the good things a young guy like you could do for this woman. the feelings you get from helping this lady will start small and eventually just burst out of you. every one will be jealous.

Yea, I think he's rite. The woman needs some loven, take your ummmm, cannon, yea, cannon over there and, ummmmm, show her how to unload it! Yea, that will work, she probly hasn't unloaded a cannon in years. Just remember, "no glove, no love"! How ever, I don't recamend doing any yard work, you don't want to become a chump.

Loven, yea, thats what she needs!

[Hotwired]

just sounds as if this woman needs some love. maybe you should go over and see if she needs a little help trimming her bush

Loven, yea, thats what she needs!

I'm feeling immature today

[POLAND_SPUD]

Haha you should do some really absurd stuff and see if she writes it down in her diary

LOL I like it.... after several calls about some absurd things nobody would belive her when she would say that you like to stick 'things' into pipe and pumping it... :scratch: ( sorry I don't kow whether my english is good enough to make perverted immature comments, any feedback is appreciated )

[veginator]

This sounds alot like my neighbor only he doesn't involve the police. This is always complaing and having these big parties with all these people from his church and the cars always block my drive way. I deal with this guy by setting off smoke bombs but only when the wind is heading just the right way. Also one time I had this giant 7 foot inflatable rocket and when I launched it, it drifted over to his house and hit him in the head.

[Model12]

Cut a small hole in her fence and release all of her cats, then crimp or solder the fence back together so she doesn't notice!

[Ragnarok]

You should do some really absurd stuff and see if she writes it down in her diary.

Now, that would be funny - and it inspires a lot of ideas.

What I would do is get a load of friends around when the wind is right, find some helium balloons, tie them to a load of wellington boots, and float them across her garden. Keep them on a piece of fishing line so they stay in the right place, and so you can pull them back/hide the evidence before the police turn up.