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Sun Apr 11, 2010 12:26 am

Something is wrong with my wife, Tiffany. She has, somehow, been infected with an abdominal parasite. Its bad, but could be worse. Doctors said they have to operate to remove it, but the thing is so entangled inside of her that they have to wait 9 months to perform surgery. Wish her the best please, and me to! Thanks.
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Sun Apr 11, 2010 1:23 am

wishing you both all the best

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Sun Apr 11, 2010 2:04 am

I wish the best to you both and am very sorry, to hear about this.

I wonder if your doctor has suggested any treatment in the time being... rather than suffering for another 9 months?

A quick Google search, led me to this website: <a href="http://www.appliedozone.com/parasites.html" target="_blank">Human Intestinal Parasites Worms</a>
Most effective treatment or cleansing product for the elimination of parasites in the large intestine is to cleanse the colon with ozonated water and hydrogen peroxide by colonic irrigation. This method is extremely lethal to all types of bad bacteria, food pathogens, parasites and viruses. As the colon becomes cleaner, the ozone and oxygen will reach other organs where parasites may be problems. The least expensive treatment is OXY-MEGA colon cleanser.

Why does ozone work so well? Healthy cells and friendly bacteria are aerobic, which means they need oxygen to survive. Unhealthy cells, parasites, pathogens and viruses are anaerobic, they can only survive in non oxygenated environments. Change their living environment and you WIN THE WAR.

Breath of Life describes detoxification in depth with self cleansing products, techniques and illustrations on the colon, parasites, and directions for making your own board for home colonics. It also describes how to keep in balance using ozone with other natural remedies and the risk factors we all face in our daily life.
I hope that everything goes well and that your wife may get better, much sooner.
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Sun Apr 11, 2010 2:05 am

I wish you both the best :) Hope she pulls through.
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Sun Apr 11, 2010 2:18 am

Wow, I guess I should have been more direct. She is pregnant!

EDIT: I guess I am a little sick, lol.
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Sun Apr 11, 2010 2:43 am

So you infected her intentionally.
That's not nice of you! :D
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Sun Apr 11, 2010 3:23 am

Hahaha OMG! Dude, the Cobra Kid is coming. Na good stuff man.
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Sun Apr 11, 2010 3:33 am

She is pregnant!
Are you sure it's hers!?!?
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Sun Apr 11, 2010 3:36 am

DR's ozonated peroxide enema (:/) may still be worth looking into, you can never be too careful.
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Sun Apr 11, 2010 3:55 am

Will the baby be forced out by a hybrid mix :D

Good luck :)
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Sun Apr 11, 2010 4:02 am

AHAHHAHAHAH lol good one i felt sorry for you lol :lol:
grats :cheers:


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Sun Apr 11, 2010 6:21 am

Was I the Norwegian viking that barely understands English the only one that understood that she was pregnant before reading it? :P

Congratts on that though, hope it all goes well and you get twins :D
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Sun Apr 11, 2010 6:22 am

HAHA! :D
Congrats!
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Sun Apr 11, 2010 6:37 am

When I first read your post, I assumed that you injected your wife with something that caused a parasite to grow.

Then I realized that you finally got something straight between the two of you.

Congratulations!
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Sun Apr 11, 2010 8:34 am

Congrats Moon!! Can I assume this will be your first offspring? The experience put a massive load of stress on me back in late 80s...almost like I was giving a little of my life for him (my son). Looking back on it now, I'm not sure why it affected me like it did...things were otherwise in pretty good shape around me. It was just part of my growing up process I guess.
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