I was referring to his avatar.jrrdw wrote:Lets keep it clean, no more sex jokes.
Merry Christmas, What did you get??
I got a Traxxas Rustler RC truck, pair of snowshoes, seasons 1 and 2 of 24 (the best show in the world), the Jason Bourne trilogy, and a new set of combination wrenches.
EDIT: Also got $50 worth of Gander Mountain gift cards and a Steven Hawking book.
EDIT: Also got $50 worth of Gander Mountain gift cards and a Steven Hawking book.
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what brand were the wrenches?
tool guy-im curious
tool guy-im curious
The polo shirts explain everything....I got the new apple tv, a couple polo shirts, a new jacket assassins creed the brother hood and 800 bucks... thats from my dad. More to come from my mom tomorrow...
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well i got money, lollies, t shirts, adjustable wrenches and some new shoes and also putting some new tin on shed to do all my work in 
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A nice AEG, Money,candy, Tshirts, Jeans, Fireworks and my girl got me a really nice benchmade.
Yeah, it's that important.
Good thing JSR isn't here, or in his drunken (or not) state, he might link to the encyclopedia dramatica page for pedobear... I'll fill in for him by mentioning that, but I won't actually post the link. (There was moderating the last time that site was linked to)lollies
My parents got me some assorted stuff, as well as some cash wrapped in toilet paper. I guess that's fair, considering I had no idea what to ask for.
No girlfriend, so no condoms.
POLAND_SPUD wrote:even if there was no link I'd know it's a bot because of female name
I got told that my grandmother is in hospital with a serious infection and may well not make it to the end of the year. Yay, festive spirit!
And then I spent the day making bad references to Bladerunner, watching kids' films and writing about a very old woman who happens to have a tail.
q: What happens to a [redacted] when it [redacted] with a [redacted] [redacted]?
A: Your [redacted].
I wonder if that'll get past the word filter.
And then I spent the day making bad references to Bladerunner, watching kids' films and writing about a very old woman who happens to have a tail.
More sex jokes? Right then...jrrdw wrote:Something something something... more sex jokes.
q: What happens to a [redacted] when it [redacted] with a [redacted] [redacted]?
A: Your [redacted].
I wonder if that'll get past the word filter.
Does that thing kinda look like a big cat to you?
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You do realize that a benchmade is a pocket knife right?Selador wrote:How long did it take her to make the bench ?Mr.Sandman wrote:A nice AEG, Money,candy, Tshirts, Jeans, Fireworks and my girl got me a really nice benchmade.
Yeah, it's that important.
I realize that a joke is supposed to be funny.Mr.Sandman wrote:You do realize that a benchmade is a pocket knife right?Selador wrote:How long did it take her to make the bench ?Mr.Sandman wrote:A nice AEG, Money,candy, Tshirts, Jeans, Fireworks and my girl got me a really nice benchmade.
But I guess they aren't always...
If you can't fix it, you don't own it.
It's okay; I had to google it, too.Mr.Sandman wrote:You do realize that a benchmade is a pocket knife right?Selador wrote:How long did it take her to make the bench ?Mr.Sandman wrote:A nice AEG, Money,candy, Tshirts, Jeans, Fireworks and my girl got me a really nice benchmade.
Rag, that's too bad about your grandmother.
POLAND_SPUD wrote:even if there was no link I'd know it's a bot because of female name
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Yeah, but I'm sure these people still dont get the hint... Cough Cough.Selador wrote:I realize that a joke is supposed to be funny.Mr.Sandman wrote:You do realize that a benchmade is a pocket knife right?Selador wrote:
How long did it take her to make the bench ?
But I guess they aren't always...
Yeah, it's that important.
