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[saefroch]

Why is it fortunate that "metrosexuals" don't survive?

I wholeheartedly reject country, as you say, "music" in favor of METAL! :headbang:
Which does not get one ostracized. It just told me I needed new friends.

[mark.f]

Nothing wrong with a little funk. I don't get ostracized, I just get "WTF" looks.

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[Zeus]

Once a male removes hair that isn't facial, it's a sign of irreversible pussification.

Another is using a razor that has more than one blade, haircuts that aren't just reducing hair lenght and "products" [/shudder].

Pussification and metrosexualism is one and the same. Don't get me wrong, I'm open minded to all, just don't expect me to do any of the above.

I never really got into music, loud noises suffice for me. Nothing like having one side of your face numb from an "unexpected" loud noise.

And permament ringing in that ear.

[MrCrowley]

Why is it fortunate that "metrosexuals" don't survive?

I wholeheartedly reject country, as you say, "music" in favor of METAL! :headbang:
Which does not get one ostracized. It just told me I needed new friends.

What's your persuasion? I mostly listen to European metal, North America stuff doesn't do much for me except for the odd band like Lamb of God and even SlipKnot when I was a bit younger. European Death Metal, Black Metal, Melodic Death Metal, Blackened Death Metal and Scandinavian folk metal is mainly what I listen to these days. Amon Amarth, Behemoth and Bathory being my favourite bands.

[jackssmirkingrevenge]

Once a male removes hair that isn't facial, it's a sign of irreversible pussification.

Another is using a razor that has more than one blade, haircuts that aren't just reducing hair lenght and "products" [/shudder].

I think you'll agree with this rant

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[Zeus]

I concur wholeheartedly, David Mitchell is a funny bloke, I've seen him on QI many times.

I rather like that a female ladygirl razor advert came up on the video, just an extra level of irony I suppose.

Regarding music, I don't have friends anyway, the locals regard me with fear which feeds my power lust.

I think almost everything could be better with a little funk also. Nothing wrong with WTF looks, I get them all the time.

Why is it fortunate that metrosexuals don't survive?

Because it's survival of the fittest, not the manicured.

[ramses]

I rather like that a female ladygirl razor advert came up on the video, just an extra level of irony I suppose.

Lol, same here.

[Brian the brain]

How girly is my bald head right now?
My carefully modelled horse shoe mustache?
I used a 4 bladed razor...



Don't be mistaken.
I look like a real man!
I just have a thing for wearing miniskirts in public but that doesn't change a thing...

About music: I like quality music.
It ranges from death metal to love songs.
Really.
But I do feel kind of responsible for the Bieber thing.
I mean...
I could have put a stop to it before it ever happened.

So now:

True story:

When I was a bouncer a guy came into our club. I was stationed at the detector.
...I thought I had seen him before...wich usually meant bad things..so I decided to put him through the routine and have him take off all metal objects.
He replied in American.( not English, I can hear the difference.)Hmm..weird...how would I know an American ( I'm Dutch!)
I could see he was bothered by the fact that I , a white man, seemed suspicious of him, an African American.
I searched him, and he was clean.I never meant any racism, I just thought...you know..I know that guy....

He went into the club and all hell broke loose.
" OH MY GOD IT'S USHER!!!"
Girls screamed...and me...well....I felt pretty stupid..


But right now..I keep thinking...
I had him! The guy that brought us Bieber!
I let him slip through my fingers...literally!

( I'm just kidding...I wish him the best, he was cool about it and great to our guests)[/b]

[jrrdw]

But I do feel kind of responsible for the Bieber thing.

Get the rope!

[MrCrowley]

You guys have metal detectors at your clubs?

[Crna Legija]

opps

[jackssmirkingrevenge]

You guys have metal detectors at your clubs?

I bet there are metal detectors in clubs around some rougher areas of NZ too, depends on the clientele... you can't have them outside a heavy metal bar though, the music would set them off all the time

[MrCrowley]

you can't have them outside a heavy metal bar though, the music would set them off all the time

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[jackssmirkingrevenge]

touché, mon ami

On another note, SPUDDING IS THE HOBBY OF THE GODS!

cleverbot agrees:

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