A tribe of canables capture three people, on French, one British, and one American, the men were told that there meat was to be eaten, the bones fed to the dogs, and their skins used for a canoe.
The 3 men are each given a last wish, and allowed to speak their last words to the tribe.
The Frenchmen asked for a cigarret, and his words were "viva la France"
The Britishmen asked for a cup of tea, and his last words were "god save the queen"
The American asked for a fork. His last words were, as he repeatedly stabbed his chest: "FUCK your canoe!"
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Hahahah... American pride 8)
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One man's trash is a true Spudder's treasure!
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I've heard this joke from people of various nationalities and all of them including my own have put the fork in their guy's handGun Freak wrote:Hahahah... American pride 8)
hectmarr wrote:You have to make many weapons, because this field is long and short life
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One man's trash is a true Spudder's treasure!
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Holy Shat!
One man's trash is a true Spudder's treasure!
Golf Ball Cannon "Superna" ■ M16 BBMG ■ Pengun ■ Hammer Valve Airsoft Sniper ■ High Pressure .22 Coax
Holy Shat!
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Not directed at anyone, "If my dog had a face like yours, I would shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards!!!"
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Wouldn't a canable be someone who consumes delicious canapés, rather than people?jhalek90 wrote:A tribe of canables capture three people, on French, one British, and one American, the men were told that there meat was to be eaten, the bones fed to the dogs, and their skins used for a canoe.
The 3 men are each given a last wish, and allowed to speak their last words to the tribe.
The Frenchmen asked for a cigarret, and his words were "viva la France"
The Britishmen asked for a cup of tea, and his last words were "god save the queen"
The American asked for a fork. His last words were, as he repeatedly stabbed his chest: "fork your canoe!"
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excuse me, your Honor, I did not know that she ha a speech impediment, I thought that she was saying " Ohhhh Ohhhh", not "Nooo Nooo"!!!!!
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... Thus the NSFW.mattyzip77 wrote:excuse me, your Honor, I did not know that she ha a speech impediment, I thought that she was saying " Ohhhh Ohhhh", not "Nooo Nooo"!!!!!
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Found this Amphipoda in a sample of sea water, looks like the weight of the cover slip (.8" x .8" x 0.006" piece of glass) started crushing it as it spilled it's insides everywhere 
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what is nets?????????????saefroch wrote:... Thus the NSFW.mattyzip77 wrote:excuse me, your Honor, I did not know that she ha a speech impediment, I thought that she was saying " Ohhhh Ohhhh", not "Nooo Nooo"!!!!!
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I think as opposed to posting jokes, a single link should suffice.saefroch wrote:Thus the NSFW.
Did you pick it up on a Friday night and it had been drinking?Theflanderscrustaceanmurderer! wrote:looks like the weight of the cover slip (.8" x .8" x 0.006" piece of glass) started crushing it as it spilled it's insides everywhere
hectmarr wrote:You have to make many weapons, because this field is long and short life
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If you build guns disguised as pens as a teenager, is this what you grow up to do?
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hectmarr wrote:You have to make many weapons, because this field is long and short life
Watching that video, I'm thinking "Wow, those ships, tanks and military forces sure do look like they could be American forces, why would an American arms company show its products blowing up its own people?...oh, it's a Russian arms company. Duh"
In Soviet Russia, you do not blow up container, container blows up you.
In Soviet Russia, you do not blow up container, container blows up you.
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I thought it was obvious from the outset where anonymous red country is peaceful and serene while belligerent blue country has a military march soundtrackKilljoy wrote:"Oh, it's a Russian arms company. Duh"
Well, luckily for the free world, a CIWSfits nicely in a container sized package too
hectmarr wrote:You have to make many weapons, because this field is long and short life