"Offtopic-posts-topic" NSFW

[anarchy08]

Ah another Aussie, drop bears, ya gotta watch out for em, they get to all our emus/roos that we use to ride to work in the morning. (insert other stereotypes here)

good vid Mr crowley , heres a few more targets though:

[Fnord]

Soo, anyone heard from JSR?
Not like him to be away for <strike>almost a week</strike> over 8 hours.

[sharpshooter11000]

I was just thinking that, I was wondering if maybe he's on holiday?

[Fnord]

Well hopefully.
Honestly my first thought was that someone might have left unexpectedly in the middle of the night and forgot to un-cuff him from the bed.

[Gun Freak]

He goes to the "motherland" often on business trips, I bet that's where he is. Most of the time he posts a few times while he's away... Oh well who cares

[Brian the brain]

Ha...
I e-mailed him last night asking if he was sick or something...


The forum is not the same...

[Labtecpower]

I e-mailed him last night asking if he was sick or something...

Just wanted to do the same
I don't like a JSR-less forum!

[Brian the brain]

THANK GOD!
He's alive and well .

Just on a holiday and he has promissed to share some interesting info with us when he returns....
Museum photos...
I won' t spoil the surprise

[jrrdw]

Girl: You remind me of the sea.
Boy: Why? Because I'm so wild and romantic?
Girl: No. You make me sick.

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...THE GYNECOLOGIST WHO BECAME A MECHANIC...

If you don't laugh out loud on this one, your "laugher" might be broken!

A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO
paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where
skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic.

He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes,
attended diligently, and learned all he could. When the time of the
practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks,
and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back,
he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%.

Fearing an error, he called the Instructor, saying, "I don't
want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if
there is an error in the grade?" "The instructor said, "During the exam,
you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total
mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth
50%of the mark."
After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave
you an extra 50% because you did it all through the muffler,which I've
never seen done in my entire career".

[Crna Legija]

Ahh jrrdw it was long but well worth it, I love the jokes you have been posting lately.

[warhead052]

Who else around here has been having problems with idiots not using common sense? I need to make a damn meme about it... I dunno if I told you guys about my buddy who died in a car accident, but recently one of my friends liked a picture on facebook. What it was is that she read "like if you believe in god" and didn't look at the picture, but the picture was a car that had been practically bombed due to a car accident. So I went and asked her to stop liking those sorts of things due to the picture, and this is what she told me about it. "Oh, I didn't even see the picture, I just saw "Like if you believe in god" and clicked like." I MEAN COME ON! LOOK AT A PICTURE BEFORE YOU LIKE IT!

End of rant... If you want to add something, feel free to...

p.s. that was my first meme.

[Gun Freak]

p.s. that was my first meme.

Obiously! It should be "COMMON SENSE; Y U NO USE IT?!"

[qwerty]

Shouldn't have the ";" memes don't have grammar!

Just epoxied the copper stock/air tank for the semi auto. It should dry overnight then i'll glue the main and small tank onto the QEV and slide valve, hope i don't get any leaks!

[DEATHSTAR]

wHY is it called "Common sense" when it's NOT very common at ALL!!!
GooOOOSH!!!

Oh, I liked the groinacologist joke about "...THE GYNECOLOGIST WHO BECAME A MECHANIC..." Hahaha! through the tail-pipe , really!!!
What did he do around the "headlights" I wonder?

I'm about to sue my wife;s groinacologist, she seemed like quite a real dyke actually. ...Different story.

Just wondered, Now I have a few points,
How the H*ll do I buy my "sig"???

Cannot figure it out.

Well , pretty awesome to see a Jrrdw post here. Just awesome!

Here's what mi sig will be for now (IF somebody can help me with advice...have to go throw-up ,I'm sick today again. )
:
JUST THIS!!!! I CAN DESTROY ENTIRE PLANETS!!!! >>>GOOOOSH!!! 8)

[qwert123]

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i am quite sure you guys have said to NEVER use solid explosives for cannons... and airbags use a solid explosive. is this dangerous or did they take the necessary precautions?