Stupid laws
- killagorrila99
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"I'm sorry, Mr.Bush cant come to the phone right now, He's playing cleudo with Mr. Cheney And he has him in the Cupboard with a broom stick" -White house receptionist.
- killagorrila99
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Haha Yea, I love that one.
"I'm sorry, Mr.Bush cant come to the phone right now, He's playing cleudo with Mr. Cheney And he has him in the Cupboard with a broom stick" -White house receptionist.
*It is illegal to pick seaweed up off of the beach.- Why!?
*Shotguns are required to be taken to church in the event of a Native
American attack. , that is so funny!
*You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time. -Who would do that?
*Whistling underwater is illegal -How the hell do you do that?, how would they find out?
Man, these are funny
*Shotguns are required to be taken to church in the event of a Native
American attack. , that is so funny!
*You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time. -Who would do that?
*Whistling underwater is illegal -How the hell do you do that?, how would they find out?
Man, these are funny
Forever dreaming...
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I've heard it's illegal to sleep naked in Minnesota
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It's illegal to have sex with any animal.rl93 wrote:its illegal to have sex with a porqupine(cant spell words with maor thansix letterz)in florida
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This guy Newton is a quick thinker -
In Oklahoma City, Dennis Newton was on trial for the armed robbery of a convenience store
in a district court when he fired his lawyer. Assistant district attorney Larry Jones said
Newton, 47, was doing a fair job of defending himself until the store manager testified that
Newton was the robber. Newton jumped up, accused the woman of lying, and then said, "I
should have blown your head off." The defendant paused, then quickly added, "If I'd been
the one that was there." The jury took 20 minutes to convict Newton and recommended a
30-year sentence.
What a dumb ass!
In Oklahoma City, Dennis Newton was on trial for the armed robbery of a convenience store
in a district court when he fired his lawyer. Assistant district attorney Larry Jones said
Newton, 47, was doing a fair job of defending himself until the store manager testified that
Newton was the robber. Newton jumped up, accused the woman of lying, and then said, "I
should have blown your head off." The defendant paused, then quickly added, "If I'd been
the one that was there." The jury took 20 minutes to convict Newton and recommended a
30-year sentence.
What a dumb ass!
http://www.bitoffun.com/Stupid_Laws.htm
"It is illegal to mispronounce Arkansas while in Arkansas"
"It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animal kept as pets."
http://www.bitoffun.com/stupid_laws_Arizona.htm
"You may not have more than two dildos in a house."
"It is illegal to mispronounce Arkansas while in Arkansas"
"It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animal kept as pets."
http://www.bitoffun.com/stupid_laws_Arizona.htm
"You may not have more than two dildos in a house."
its illegal to buy bolagna in tennnesee on a sunday
in tennesee its illegal to give or recieve oral sex in tennesee
i cant remember the state but its illegal to wear a fake mustach to church for the purpose of making people laugh
in tennesee its illegal to give or recieve oral sex in tennesee
i cant remember the state but its illegal to wear a fake mustach to church for the purpose of making people laugh
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In arizona, u can't sing in your bathingsuit....?
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In alaska it is illigal to through a moose from an airplane...
my channel guide has a little section about fun facts, sometimes its crazy laws
my channel guide has a little section about fun facts, sometimes its crazy laws