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"I'm sorry, Mr.Bush cant come to the phone right now, He's playing cleudo with Mr. Cheney And he has him in the Cupboard with a broom stick" -White house receptionist.
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lol,"-A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month."
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Haha Yea, I love that one.
"I'm sorry, Mr.Bush cant come to the phone right now, He's playing cleudo with Mr. Cheney And he has him in the Cupboard with a broom stick" -White house receptionist.
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Sun Oct 01, 2006 1:50 pm

Lol, funny.
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*It is illegal to pick seaweed up off of the beach.- Why!?
*Shotguns are required to be taken to church in the event of a Native
American attack. :lol: :lol: , that is so funny!
*You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time. -Who would do that?
*Whistling underwater is illegal -How the hell do you do that?, how would they find out?

Man, these are funny
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http://dumblaws.com/
Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
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Mon Oct 09, 2006 6:04 pm

I've heard it's illegal to sleep naked in Minnesota
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Mon Oct 09, 2006 6:23 pm

its illegal to have sex with a porqupine(cant spell words with maor thansix letterz)in florida
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Mon Oct 09, 2006 6:41 pm

rl93 wrote:its illegal to have sex with a porqupine(cant spell words with maor thansix letterz)in florida
It's illegal to have sex with any animal.
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Mon Oct 09, 2006 6:45 pm

This guy Newton is a quick thinker -

In Oklahoma City, Dennis Newton was on trial for the armed robbery of a convenience store
in a district court when he fired his lawyer. Assistant district attorney Larry Jones said
Newton, 47, was doing a fair job of defending himself until the store manager testified that
Newton was the robber. Newton jumped up, accused the woman of lying, and then said, "I
should have blown your head off." The defendant paused, then quickly added, "If I'd been
the one that was there." The jury took 20 minutes to convict Newton and recommended a
30-year sentence.

What a dumb ass!
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http://www.bitoffun.com/Stupid_Laws.htm
"It is illegal to mispronounce Arkansas while in Arkansas"
"It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animal kept as pets."

http://www.bitoffun.com/stupid_laws_Arizona.htm
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"Whistling underwater is illegal"


wtf?[/quote]
Join the spudshot forum!!!!!

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Tue Oct 10, 2006 7:07 am

its illegal to buy bolagna in tennnesee on a sunday

in tennesee its illegal to give or recieve oral sex in tennesee

i cant remember the state but its illegal to wear a fake mustach to church for the purpose of making people laugh
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Sun Oct 22, 2006 4:38 pm

In arizona, u can't sing in your bathingsuit....?
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In alaska it is illigal to through a moose from an airplane...
my channel guide has a little section about fun facts, sometimes its crazy laws
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