What to do with a garden gnome???

[ShowNoMercy]

How bout making a catupult and launching it through the front door of where it came from?

[integral]

If they have a lot of gnomes, they would have noticed the one missing. Keep it for a while, and tape a knife to its hands. Later during the week (at night of course) go back to where you got it from and smash all the other gnomes. Then place it in the middle of the carnage and take a picture.

F*ck-f*ck games with thier minds

[Bubba05]

Blow the lil F*@KERS BRAINS OUT! Oh sorry another flash back! Chaos my man the evil is strong with you. I think you know what has to be done.
(BOOM)

Bubba

[SpudMonster]

Make a little noose from dental floss and hang it. Then shoot it.

[chaos]

hmm hmmm hmmmm.......

if i had access to explosives of any kind i would definitely use them, but i dont

so i guess ill shoot it in some sort or ironic way ill get a bottle of food die some corn flour to thicken it up n ill fill the whole thing with it, plug the end and cap the lil mofo in the head, n where i got it was from a elderly mob n they get these other people to look after the gardens for them so they wont notice, but i think i might move all the gnomes around each week just to see wat they do

lol so thats wat im gonna do?

*Question*

Ammo to be used:

8mm grub screw out of my bb barrel on my S400?

5/8" lead sinker?

Good ol glass marble?

[Insomniac]

Knock out the bottem of the gnome and put an old deoderent can in there. Then tape a bunch of sparklers to the gnome and shoot it.

[SpudBlaster15]

if i had access to explosives of any kind i would definitely use them, but i dont

You don't have access to 12 gram CO2 cartridges, or sparklers? A very simple and relatively powerful explosive can be made by crushing up all of the sparkler powder into dust, and placing it around the cartridge, such that when it ignites, it will heat the cartridge to the point of overpressure. This would easily obliterate the gnome.

You could always use the oxy/fuel torch idea I suggested earlier. I'm sure you would have access to that.

[Redcoat]

well as a suggestion you could make a Deodorant Bomb and put inside the gnome and watch it go boom (shrapnel everywhere yay!:twisted: ) or fire a grapeshot of metal bb's froma spud gun

[chaos]

if i had access to explosives of any kind i would definitely use them, but i dont

You don't have access to 12 gram CO2 cartridges, or sparklers? A very simple and relatively powerful explosive can be made by crushing up all of the sparkler powder into dust, and placing it around the cartridge, such that when it ignites, it will heat the cartridge to the point of overpressure. This would easily obliterate the gnome.

You could always use the oxy/fuel torch idea I suggested earlier. I'm sure you would have access to that.

i like this idea, but unfortunately no co2 cartridges but i have sparklers.

anyone think of something different to replace a co2 cartridge for this.

[Bubba05]

Soda bulbs dude!!!! Come on Chaos your an Aussie mate you can figgure hot to blow the lil S%#T to kingdom come!

Bubba

[schmanman]

do something like this.....

[Fnord]

Actually, I think it would be funnier to hold the gnome for ransom. Take a picture of it blindfolded with a sawedoff in its face and attach it to a note.

Demand some kind of worthless item that is hard to find and have it delivered to a hard-to-get-to location.

Dear #####,

If 200 pounds/kilos of coal are not delivered to the sydney water tower by june 15, 07, you will never see your beloved gnome again.

-chaos

[pyromaniac]

Make sure to send a bit of its arm too. they going what the hell we arent even missing a gnome.

[Modderxtrordanare]

Take the gnome back to where you stole it from. Like an honest human being would do. But bury all their gnomes head first in the ground a bit.

[Bubba05]

oh come on guys you could be a bit more sadistic blow him up and post the fragments back to the owner peace by peace over 6 months?
Covered in red food die in glad bags!

Bubba