What to do with a garden gnome???

[pyrogeek]

If you had a rifle that shot supersonic round, get some Tannerite and fill it with that.
Or, maybe grapeshot would work nicely to pulverize it.

[ammosmoke]

ROFL!!! While we are on the topic of blowing stuff up, check this out!!

[chaos]

and while on the topic of alkali metals,

soz its a good vid, but it has lame hosts

[youtube][/youtube]

[jackssmirkingrevenge]

very lame hosts, to be honest the program's utter tripe compared to Mythbusters. Which is odd as I usually find UK shows (suchs a "scrapheap challenge" vs the US "junkyard wars") to be more appealing.

[Redcoat]

Actually, I think it would be funnier to hold the gnome for ransom. Take a picture of it blindfolded with a sawedoff in its face and attach it to a note.

Demand some kind of worthless item that is hard to find and have it delivered to a hard-to-get-to location.

Yes that is a brilliant idea.10/10 five and a half gold stars.
:toothy7: :toothy7: :toothy7: :toothy7: :toothy7: :toothy7:

[iknowmy3tables]

would it work to put holes in it's eyes, fill with gas and light it so flames shoot out of its eyes, the shoot it with your gun so it shatters gas flies into the air and makes a fireball?

[chaos]

Incourageable, every one of you! If anything turns up missing from my garden, i'm flying to Austraila and kicking Chaos's ass.

I'd like to see that 8)

[jrrdw]

Incourageable, every one of you! If anything turns up missing from my garden, i'm flying to Austraila and kicking Chaos's ass.

I'd like to see that 8)

I would never let you see it coming. I fight dirty!

[Bubba05]

Ive never befor seen such a dedicated thred to the distruction of something?
He he he he he he he he!

Bubba

[chaos]

updated pic,
soz it a tad blurry

[jackssmirkingrevenge]

Sorry to be pedantic ('course I am ) but given the National Socialist's predillection of the tall, blonde, blue eyed aryan stereotype, isn't a Nazi gnome a bit of an oxymoron?

[veginator]

shut up about that crap he is gonna shoot a nazi in the forhead and thats what counts.

[iknowmy3tables]

will it be filled with gas, and burning like a gas torch, and shot in an incendiary explosion , just tell me if my gas filled gnome idea is practical

[Bubba05]

Yes all good idears!! I like it all. Come on Chaos i think the condemed is due for his last meal and must walk to the fireing squad? Preist present and acounted for?

Bubba

[goathunter]

Eat your heart out on ideas Chaos:
http://www.bifrost.com.au/hosting/gnomes/
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